It’s Real Feel 44℃ so I’m also mostly hiding like a ghoul in the dark. August is gone but the heat isn’t. Where did August go? It went where all classic Augusts go — to the beach with a book and a non-alcoholic beer in hand, slathered in sunscreen, cowering under an umbrella. (Or something like that.)

— Craig Mod, September Update, Special Projects Newsletter, 2025