February 24, 2025 11.23PM

We’re playing Little Penguin Hops, so named because we were looking at Little Penguins — among Avvai’s life goals is to see every kind of penguin — when I remembered that at school we used to play a game in computer class where from a random wikipedia page you had to get to Hitler as fast as possible using only links to other wikipedia pages.

So naturally we had to play but — being adults not edgy little pre-teens any more, and having settled on a fixed starting point (Little penguin) — we opted for non-fascistic (perhaps excepting Zeus) target pages.

                        Avvai    Kyle    Silas
Apple sauce                                X
Borderlands (series)                       X
Zeus                      X

As a bonus challenge we (Kyle and I) revived the original version of the game and each made it from Little Penguin to Hitler in three hops.