888 888 888 888 888 888 8888888888 888 888 88888b.d88b. 8888b. 88888b. .d8888b 888 888 888 888 888 "888 "88b "88b 888 "88b 88K 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 .d888888 888 888 "Y8888b. 888 888 Y88b 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 X88 888 888 "Y88888 888 888 888 "Y888888 888 888 88888P' 888 888 8888888888 .d8888b. 888 d8P Y88b d88P 8888888888 d8888 888 888 888 888 888 d88P Y88b 888 d8P Y88b d88P 888 d88888 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 d8P Y88o88P 888 d88P888 888 888 8888888888 8888888 888 888d88K Y888P 8888888 d88P 888 8888888888 888 888 888 888 8888888b 888 888 d88P 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 Y88b 888 888 d88P 888 888 888 888 888 888 Y88b d88P 888 Y88b 888 888 d8888888888 888 888 888 888 8888888888 "Y8888P" 888 Y88b 888 8888888888 d88P 888 888 888 If you're reading this, you're a human, congratulations! Everything on this site is written by Silas, also a human. The site itself is generated with the assistance of a modest set of software, but that software was also written by Silas. This is not always optimal, but this particular human doesn't mind that. Enjoy this site for what it is, a human, doing human things on the web. NOTE: I did not invent the web, that was Tim. Tim is a different human. If you'd like to get in touch with this particular human (not Tim), you're always welcome (and indeed, invited!) to send an email directly to Silas via the below electronic mailing address. reply@silasjelley.com Silas is contractually obligated (see appendix C) to read, appreciate, and reply to all emails you send him. CREDITS ================ Webmaster: Silas Designer: Silas Developer: Silas Writer: Silas Illustrator: Silas Artist in Residence: Silas Reporter in the field: Silas Editor in Chief: Silas Lawyer: Silas (not actually a lawyer) Chef: Silas Sous Chef: Silas ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ APPENDIX C: CONTRACT FOR THE TIMELY SERVICING OF READER CORRESPONDENCE The author of this site, SILAS JELLEY, hereby agrees to read, appreciate, and reply to all emails received at reply@silasjelley.com within not more than two weeks of initial delivery. SIGNED: Silas Jelley DATE: 2022-06-15 ADDENDUM: Silas very occasionally lapses in his (totally not made up) contractual obligations. If you fear this has happened (eg. two weeks have elapsed and no reply has been forthcoming) give the legal department a call on 555-SILASBROKETHELAW or drop a line to reply@silasjelley.com and they will subpoena the author on your behalf. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ APPENDIX H, LINKS TO OTHER HUMANS: http://ratfactor.com/humans.txt https://www.datagubbe.se/humans.txt